While waiting for his turn to play Candy Crush on my laptop, my 10 year old son began balancing on the top of our headboard.
Me: M1 , get down from there. You might fall
M1: Why? Because I might lose a life?
Daddy (laughs) : No. We only have one life.
M1: Oh. If I fall from a higher is it ouchier? (asking while he was getting down from the headboard).
Me: Yes, but I don’t want you to fall from any part of the bed. Period.
M1: (getting off the bed) Ok. Can I play candy crush now?