My 10 year old was at home playing the IPAD in my room, when we had this very memorable conversation.
Me: So, why are you at home?
M1: Teacher Bim was supposed to come teach me today. (Teacher Bim is a male teacher)
Me: So why isn’t he here yet?
M1: Teacher Bim can’t come. Yahoo! Yahoo! (starts dancing)
Me: So why can’t your teacher come?
M1: I think it’s because Teacher Bim gave birth to Teacher Kristine.
(Teacher Kristine is the wife of Teacher Bim)
Me: Hahah. What?!
M1: Teacher Bim gave birth to Teacher Kristine!
Me: No, that’s not possible. Boys don’t give birth. You mean Teacher Kristine gave birth today, that’s why Teacher Bim can’t come to teach you.